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Lust Is In The Eye Of The Prompt Writer

  • editor11172
  • May 26, 2025
  • 1 min read

Kermit Winona 

Chat GPT — take my seed. 

Spread your legs.png and 

painlessly bear the 

generated slop messiah. 

Praise be, praise be to the 

olo-eyed overlxrd of the 

unspinning Earth. 

Pray to H(?)m that scientists 

bring back gigantopithecus 

next, so he may join the 

dream crackpipe rotation. 

Can we get rid of that 

gender-bender bullshit 

and still keep the porn categories?

Too many bodies, I say, I say, 

and not enough meat.

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