Thank You, Salient! (Feels Good On The Clit, Mate) - Lyrics & Chords

(Guitar on Capo 4, transpose all chords up by 4 semitones for actual names, G becomes B, C becomes E, etc.) B, E C#m F#, C#, G#, Ebm, F#m

[Vamp 1] (E, A, Bm, D)

What’s this? The latest issue of Salient magazine.

”The Sex issue of the Salient inspired me and a few buddies to experiment a bit with nipple play. It was the first time I had ever experienced something like this and, to be quite frank, it was incredible! Would recommend. Thanks Salient!”

Huh. I bet they sure had… (Dm)

[Chorus] (G, C, Am, D)

Gary on my left tit

Barry’s on my right

If I can be frank, mate

It was fuckin’ tight 

I would recommend it

I had a great time 

What a way to spend my Tuesday night!

Thank you, Salient

I’m finally saying it

Let’s get more gay, and

Experiment with nipple play! 

[Vamp 2] (E, A, Bm, D)

Margaret, Margaret! You’ll never believe what I’ve just found.

What is it Mary?

It’s a student magazine.

What’s it sayin’?

They’re talking about nipple play.

Oh, that takes me back.

Doesn’t it just

To the “St Andrew’s Cross”.

I bow down to that cross.

Remember what we used to say?

“It feels good on the clit mate!”

God, that’d be what it’s like to have… (Dm)

[Chorus] (G, C, Am, D)

Gary on my left tit

Barry’s on my right

If I can be frank, mate

It was fuckin’ tight 

I would recommend it

I had a great time 

What a way to spend my Tuesday night!

Thank you, Salient

I’m finally saying it

Let’s get more gay, and

Experiment with nipple play! 

[Vamp 3] (E, A Bm, D)

Breaking News! Heterosexuality has been declared extinct!

With nipple play, which is pretty gay if you ask me,

On the rise with young men in particular!

And well, you listeners at home I’ve got a surprise for you!

Here in the studio with me I’ve got two strapping young lads

And oh, well what d’you know? Looks like I’ve got – ! (Dm)

[Chorus] (G, C Am, D) 

Gary’s on my left tit

Barrys on my right

And if I can be frank, mate

It was fuckin’ tight 

I would recommend it

I had a great time 

We’ve found a way to spend our Tuesday night!

Thank you, Salient

I’m finally saying it

Let’s get more gay, and

Experiment with nipple play!

[Solo]

Thanks to Salient, I love my boys

We all spend our night with toys

All our little bells and whistles (Ding!)

Oh they make me shiver and bristle. 

Salient made me feel okay

My boys and I are acting gay (So gay)

It’s all just for shits and laughs

We’re all fucking in the bath, with,

Gary on my left tit

Barry on my right

And if I can be frank, mate

It was fuckin tight (Fuckin’ tight!)

I would recommend it

I had a great time 

What a way to spend every fucking night! With,

Gary on my left tit

Barry on my right

If I can be frank, mate

It was fuckin’ tight! 

I would recommend it

I had a great time 

What a way to spend the rest of my life!

He was fucking Larry, I was fucking Harry,

He was sucking Gary, I hope we all get married!

He was fucking Larry, I was fucking Harry, (Thank you, Salient)

He was sucking Gary, I hope we all get married! (Thank you, Salient)

He was fucking Larry, I was fucking Harry, (Thank you, Salient. Feels good on the clit mate)

He was sucking Gary, I hope we all get married! (Thank you, Salient. Feels good on the clit mate)

He was fucking Larry, I was fucking Harry, (Oh Yes! Oh No!)

He was sucking Gary, I hope we all get married! (Thank you, Salient. Feels good on the clit mate)

He was fucking Larry, I was fucking Harry, (Oh Yes! Oh No!)

He was sucking Gary, I hope we all get married! (Thank you, Salient. Feels good on the clit mate)

He was fucking Larry, I was fucking Harry, (Oh Yes! Oh No!)

He was sucking Gary, I hope we all get married! (Thank you, Salient. Feels good on the clit mate)

Thank you, Salient