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Welcome back to Munch, where I have startling news. Certain readers of my work have made crude insinuations about the content of my first column, claiming to find lewd double-meanings within my diction. I have chosen not to engage with such libel and will continue to publish my humble guide to eating out with honesty and innocence. However, this week we will deviate slightly.  Pōneke is a beautiful city this time of year and—as the adage goes—you simply can’t beat it on a goo

Hunk Unc:  For convenience, I’ve taken to shitting in the shower and forcing it down the drain. I think my flatmates are on to me but I’m so embarrassed I don’t know how to come clean. What do I do??? Hunk Unc:  I keep putting buttered sausages between my cheeks because it feels so good but I’ve started to notice I’m having more and more intolerance to dairy and my dad is a dairy farmer who always sends cheese down and I’d miss it a lot, I’m conflicted, should I stop? This we