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Patrick Stables
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May 24, 2026 ∙ 2 min
Te Pāti Māori Party fractures as new Te Tai Tokerau Party is announced, multiple parties follow suit
Just last week, Te Tai Tokerau MP Mariameno Kapa-Kingi announced her split from Te Pāti Māori and subsequently the creation of a new political party, named after her electorate. Speaking to RNZ she said, “This is about restoring balance, strong local representation, and sending a clear signal that Tai Tokerau political power will no longer be taken for granted.” She said she hoped other candidates would do the same to “promote truly local decision-making and restore power to the people.” The...
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May 24, 2026 ∙ 2 min
Salient News Writer Ryan Cleland, Announces Departure From Magazine Following Dispute With Co-Worker Martha Schenk
It was a dramatic afternoon in the offices of the student magazine Salient, as staff gathered for the final news meeting of the trimester. What was expected to be a routine wrap-up quickly turned tense after senior news writer Ryan Cleland announced his departure from the publication following an alleged disagreement with co-worker Martha Schenk. According to several students present at the meeting, discussions became increasingly heated while the news team debated coverage priorities for the...
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Mar 1, 2026 ∙ 4 min
Satire: Chris Hipkins Unveils “I’m Not a Bad Guy” Campaign Ahead of 2026 Election Season
Labour pivots from inspiration to reassurance In a press conference lit exclusively by harsh, overhead fluorescents—the sort of lighting normally reserved for supermarket meat departments, police interviews, and situations where someone insists they don’t recall a conversation—Labour leader Chris Hipkins today unveiled what advisers are calling a reframing strategy for the party’s fortunes: the “ I’m Not a Bad Guy ” campaign. Reporters confirmed the lighting choice was deliberate. According...
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