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You’ve obviously fucked up your life when . . .

By Salient | 10 Jul, 2006

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  1. You’re giving handies for meat pies.
  2. You have a Commerce degree.
  3. You’ve got a kid already.
  4. You’re a caveman fluffer.
  5. When pill-popping is a morning ritual, not pre-club prepping.

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BABE
January 7th, 2007 at 3:39 am

I THINK YOU’RE ALL WANKERS

unee
January 29th, 2007 at 1:25 am

… u’re dead.

travis bickle
March 4th, 2007 at 3:14 am

fuck the world before it fucks you…..

Victim of student loans
March 11th, 2008 at 5:11 pm

You took out that student loan, only to find out that the government can and does change the rules of the contract when ever it wants to, and that unless you become a vegtable, win the big lottery or die, that you will be a debt slave for the rest of your life.

rosie.
April 19th, 2008 at 9:48 am

ive fucked my life up totally right now and im like only 14.
can anyone give me advice?
im really struggling and i need help :/

joe
May 8th, 2008 at 3:17 am

… you found out that your girlfriend already fucked up someone…. life’s a bitch sometimes…

Dick Cheney
June 24th, 2008 at 3:40 am

…you’ve chopped your penis off.

j
July 14th, 2008 at 7:14 pm

you chopped ur penis off

yen
July 18th, 2008 at 1:02 pm

u re strggling between working volunteer- get preference & joing uni clubs 2 make up ur CV & doing part time job to pay a small part of tution fee & finding time 4 study & doing sport v.v.- too hard 2 international stu

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