Ways to make the game of football worth watching
By | 10 Jul, 2006
- Ninety minutes of penalty kicks.
- Advert breaks.
- Betting the house and children on an England victory.
- Player from losing team sacrificed to other nation’s gods.
- Half-time gladiatial combat between opposing hooligans.
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Comments
Cherry Bob
November 9th, 2006 at 12:28 am
What a load of crap what the hell are you doing? ninety minutes of penalties will be crap i hope you are taking the piss, if not then go for one! you ugly little muppet!
The Jew
November 9th, 2006 at 9:46 am
satire, lol!
j
July 14th, 2008 at 7:13 pm
lol
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