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Ways to make the game of football worth watching

By Salient | 10 Jul, 2006

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  1. Ninety minutes of penalty kicks.
  2. Advert breaks.
  3. Betting the house and children on an England victory.
  4. Player from losing team sacrificed to other nation’s gods.
  5. Half-time gladiatial combat between opposing hooligans.

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Cherry Bob
November 9th, 2006 at 12:28 am

What a load of crap what the hell are you doing? ninety minutes of penalties will be crap i hope you are taking the piss, if not then go for one! you ugly little muppet!

The Jew
November 9th, 2006 at 9:46 am

satire, lol!

j
July 14th, 2008 at 7:13 pm

lol

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