Uther’s Top 5s - Top Five Things This Generation is Leaving The Next
By | 7 Jul, 2008
- Unnecessary Apathy
- Illogical Hope
- Smug Post-modernism
- Regressive Post-feminism
- At least two internets worth of porn
Top Five Back Handed Compliments
- ‘You smell like my dog.’
- ‘That was kinda funny.’
- ‘You’re pretty smart - for a guy.’
- ‘It’s good that you acknowledge your flaws.’
- ‘I could spend the rest of my life with you. Could.’
Top Five High Concept Movie Pitches
- Tarantino meets ‘The Joy Luck Club’
- ‘Hostel’ meets ‘The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants’
- David Lynch meets Judd Apatow
- ‘Rocky II’ meets ‘Rocky IV’
- ‘Young People Fucking’
Top Five Contrived Plot Twists
- The Butler Did It
- He was dead all along.
- He’s a she.
- It was the whales!
- They all lived happily ever after.
Top Five
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