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Top Five reasons snapper is evil By Meghan and Rene

By Salient | 15 Sep, 2008

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1. You have to pay to activate it
2. You have to pay to “feed” it
3. No pin number means someone else can steal and use it easily
4. I don’t want a microchip in my arm!
5. Why is God controlling our buses?

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Galapogas
September 16th, 2008 at 3:32 pm

What the Hell Jaron you asshole! That list has been circling the internet since before the internet.

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