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Top 5 reasons why bears should be allowed to smoke P - By Shevase & Esmebium

By Salient | 22 Sep, 2008

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1) They don’t have hands to wield samurai swords and/or guns
2) The song ‘Teddy Beat’s Picnic’ takes on a whole new meaning
3) Bears > Millie Holmes
4) Bears hold no grudges against undercover cops
5) Epic woodland battles would ensue

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