Stars of the VUWSA election
By | 1 Oct, 2007
1. Nicholas O’Kane
2. William Wu
3. Graeme Edgeler
4. Angry Tui head
5. The Terminator (Returning Officer) Andrea Reeves
Future jobs for RO
1. Dominatrix
2. Syrian envoy to UN
3. Unemployed
4. President of Law Commission
5. VUWSA Returning Officer
Things better than Salient
1. Toilet paper
2. Critic
3. David Farrar
4. Dom Post
5. Cereal
Reasons why the A-Team won
1. Conservative media bias
2. Lukas’ grandmother
3. $25
4. Seriously – their opponents were licking urine
5. Good looks and personality
Reasons why the A-Team lost
1. Lukas Schroeter
2. Liberal media bias
3. Cos their WRO candidate drinks vanilla lattes
4. People hate right wingers
5. All the faces on their posters
Ways to invade the US Embassy
1. Air vent
2. Beamin’ – Startrek had the right idea
3. Through the front gate
4. Canadian motorcade
5. With a bomb strapped to your chest
Ways to piss off Tush
1. Racial slurs
2. Joel Cosgrove
3. Do pretty much anything
4. Mix paper with plastic
5. Write a top 5 about him
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Comments
Tushie
October 1st, 2007 at 12:09 pm
This really pisses me off… you got the order wrong…
(1) Joel Cosgrove
(2) Racial slurs
3. Mix paper with plastic
4. Write a top 5 about him
5. Do pretty much anything
That is the right order…that is all.
oops i did tush again
October 1st, 2007 at 10:21 pm
please stop.
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