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Nga Tinana Werawera (Hot Maori Bodies)

By Salient | 24 Jul, 2006

1. Sonny Bill (He whangai)
2. Rico Gear
3. Carlos Spencer with his Toffee Pops
4. Daniel Carter (Closet Maori)
5. Parekura Horomia
(He wahine purotu nga wahine Maori katoa – Ed.)

NGA PAPARAKAAUTA ME NGA KAARAPU TUMEKE (CHOICE BARS AND CLUBS)

1. Te Local (The Local)
2. Kei Paa (K Bar)
3. Waka rererangi (Jet)
4. Te Rangi Kahurangi (Blue Note)
5. Te Lab (The Lab)

CAPPUCCINO MAKERS

1. The one down by the railway station.
Draw an ace and your coffee’s free.
2. Crazy Lounge
3. Mount Street Café and Bar
4. McDonalds Café
5. Wild Bean (BP)

KIWAHA

1. Mean Maori Mean
2. Raho tautau
3. Mauri ora ki te chur!
4. Wick…ed
5. Gran, what’s for lunch?

WICKED VUWSA MAKEOVERS

1. Nickwick Kelly (A haircut and Dax)
2. Nickwick O’Kane (A hoodie, Vans, jeans)
3. Caroline Prenderwick (A long skirt, turtle neck top and
giant hoop earrings)
4. Joel Coswick (Swap the helmet for a G-Unit cap)
5. The restwick (A blanket and a packet of tobacco)

WICKED NGAI TAUIRA MAKEOVERS

1. MJ Waruwick (No. 1 and dye it blonde)
2. Tuwick Temara (No. 2 and dye it blonde)
3. Michelle Bartwick (No. 3 and dye it blonde)
4. Renwick Simmiss (No. 4. Mullet styles and dye it blonde)
5. Jowick Chell (No. 5 and dye it purple)

BEERS

1. Tui
2. Lion Red
3. Steinlager
4. Speights
5. Monteiths

WORST BEERS

1. Waikato Draught
2. Lion Brown
3. Double Brown
4. Flame
5. Rhineck
(Bring back the flagons! – Ed.)

TOILET PAPER

1. Sorbent
2. Purex 3-ply with prints
3. Signature range. It takes a couple flushes…
4. Tissue paper
5. Salient. It’s a bit rough around the edges (Come on people, we’ve all
thought about it)

THINGS TO DO DURING TE WIKI O TE REO

1. Korero Maori
2. Make some porōne
3. Come to the Ngai Tauira Quiz night
4. Vote at the Ngai Tauira Elections (Tauira Maori)
5. Watch Maori Television