Cover Story
Olympic Tyranny
By | Mon, 11 Aug 08 |
Olympic Tyranny
The Olympics have long been the destroyer of nations, the crusher of souls and the taker of lives.
The early Olympiads were merely hilarious prolonged brutal orgies, in which naked men would grapple and attack each other in a wacky sexually violent bloodbath.
Other features in this issue:
Good Ol’ Kiwi Racism
By | Mon, 11 Aug 08 |
For much of New Zealand’s history, Chinese immigrants in New Zealand were treated appallingly by their host country. Facing discrimination from both the law and private citizens, and racism at every turn, Chinese were never made to feel welcome. But discriminatory restrictions were also made to regulate Chinese immigration, as though it were in itself a social ill – restrictions faced by no other race in the world.
The Great Wellington SUBURB Review
By | Mon, 11 Aug 08 |
NEWTOWN…It’s kind of shit
Newtown is inhabited mostly by students, immigrants and criminals. This serves as a winning combination of real diversity – not the hipster bullshit you often see in the city centre. Newtown is known as the ‘arm pit of Wellington’ by many Harbour City residents due to its derelict buildings, pungent stench and increasing violent crime.
Does Cannabis Prohibition Work?
By | Mon, 11 Aug 08 |
The drug legalisation debate is often conducted as if it depends upon whether a drug is essentially good or bad. In the case of cannabis, NORML will argue that the drug is ultimately safe, while Jim Anderton and Peter Dunne will tell you it’s just bad. This debate is fruitless, because lawmakers need to know not just what harms a drug causes, but how effective drug policies are in controlling whatever harms the drug does cause.
Neo-Burlesque
By | Mon, 11 Aug 08 |
-The old objectification cloaked in a veneer of chic?
Over summer I went to a poetry night at the Mighty Mighty. My friend was reading his poetry and we turned up to support him. As we sat round sipping our CC and drys, I glanced around the room – it …
Political Correctness: Creationism
By | Mon, 11 Aug 08 |
In last week’s column, I told you about how I like to dress up in a French maid’s outfit and get spanked by an elderly gentleman who rubs his scrotal psoriasis on my nipples. This week I’m going to give you the lowdown on the important issue of Creationists. Are they too offensive? Or are they not offensive enough? Just who is the weakest link? Goodbye.
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Top 5 Reasons that Obama will win:
1. Aziz Ansari
2. Oprah Winfrey
3. Mos Def
4. The Arcade Fire
5. White people are afraid that voting McCain will mean
they are racist.
Top 5 Official Obama Supporters
1. Chingy
2. Brendan Fraser
3. Stephen King
4. Samuel L Jackson, motherfucker
5. M. Night Shyamalan
By J. Robert Finneman, Attorney at Law
Top five ways to make lectures more exciting:
by THEATRON
1. Origami.
2. Snake II
3. Trying to understand the Maori in the Te Ao Marama
Salient
4. Light Sabre battles
5. Laughing way too loud when your lecturer makes
remotely sexual remarks.
Top five new(ish) technologies:
by THEATRON
1. iPhones & iPods
2. Torrent software
3. Transformers
4. Light Sabres
5. Those robots who kill everyone in I, Robot.
Top 5 reasons why someone other than me should stab
THEATRON in the face:
by -gem-
1. I have better things to do with my life
2. You’ll be famous
3. You’ll be fucking famous
4. He’s not worthy of my sweet new blade
5. Saves me the effort
Top 5 things PMS really stands for:
by Renee
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Plainly, Men Suck
5. Potential Murder Suspect
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Columns and Opinion
Editorial
An Open Letter to VUWSA
By | Mon, 11 Aug 08 |
Dear VUWSA,
You know, we’re pretty much joined at the hip, you and I. You underwrite half our costs because we provide your main point of communication with students, and the most obvious proof that they’re getting something for their levy. We need you, and it’s important that we work together, but we’re seriously concerned about your state of health, and want to make sure you recover. While many other students’ associations have long been planning how to cope when VSM eventually comes through, your finances are, to be quite frank, fucked. Thankfully you are carrying out reviews and audits with the aim of fixing this, but the problems run deep, and have been around longer than any of the current Exec.
As you failed to hold an Initial General Meeting this year, and have so far failed to hold an Annual General Meeting to pass last year’s budget, students have not been afforded the forums they need to discuss your structural issues. But it’s not just about structures. We’re cool with you pulling pranks, like offering $10,000 to whoever arrests Condoleezza Rice, but you have to earn the right to pull these pranks by otherwise running your organisation well, and often you don’t. Although we don’t write about every little problem you encounter, given the lack of any general meeting this year, it’s worth discussing some of these issues now.
Here are two examples. At the end of last year, former President Geoff Hayward decided to spend over $22,222.22 (which is a much less funny number when it is students funds) to upgrade VUWSA’s van, with the support of current Education Vice-President Paul Brown. Although they did this without the proper authority, the payment could not be reversed and VUWSA was stuck with the bill.
Similarly, at the snow games party in late 2007, VUWSA held a competition in which they gave away a snowboard. However they failed to give the snowboard to the person who won it, and the winner subsequently took VUWSA to court at the beginning of this year. Hayward’s successor as President, Joel Cosgrove, then failed to turn up on the appointed court date. Good one guys.
Salient of course has a responsibility to fairly report on and represent VUWSA, and though you may not always be happy with what we say, we believe we have upheld this responsibility. Similarly, we believe you have consistently upheld your responsibilities towards us, and given us the support we need, for which we are grateful. But we do not feel you always uphold your responsibilities to the student body at large, which indirectly puts us at risk if, somewhere down the line, VUWSA membership becomes voluntary. What saddens us about this is the fact that such excellent management means this magazine may not exist in a decade’s time. Let’s make sure that doesn’t happen.
Yours sincerely,
Salient
Dear Salient and the student body,
We at VUWSA share your concerns, which is why we have begun the process to undo the old systemic problems that plague VUWSA.
We are joined at the hip, and our relationship with Salient is vital. Yes, we don’t always like what you have to say about us, but that is why you’re independent and why we respect that relationship. Salient has a proud 70 year heritage, VUWSA has been around for over 100 years – we’re old hands with young blood.
Long term planning has been underway to strengthen VUWSA’s performance, and sustain her moving forward. VSM is a major threat to student advocacy, a vital service that our wonderful education office works so hard on, Sandra Crews works tirelessly for the student body as a full time Education Advocate, and we thank her.
An IGM hasn’t been held yet because our audited accounts aren’t in, we think it would be inappropriate, and another failure of process to go to students without having all applicable information. Further, VUWSA budgets are not sent to an AGM to be passed, they’re sorted and passed by the executive, a process that Salient was part of this year. We’ll be holding an AGM on Wednesday, 10 September at 12noon in the Mount Street Bar.
The van issue is a major embarrassment. We’ve moved forward to change our systems so this cannot happen again. The rules around major spending are being tightened up so events, like this that involved certain members of last years Executive cannot happen again. We’ve received a draft report from BDO Spicers who have been looking into the problems, and we’ll action those in the coming days.
The issue around the snow games has been resolved, and we did what we thought was fair after the winner had been mucked around for so long. It was agreed that $500 was a reasonable payment for the cost of the snowboard.
For VUWSA to become sustainable in the long-term big changes must happen, we’re starting those and we’ll come to the student body and Salient for your input on these changes.
Yours truly,
VUWSA
Politics
Politics: Gareth Hughes Interview
By | Mon, 11 Aug 08 |
Please Don’t Vote
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Law Report
Indigenous Law and Legal Maori Project
By | Mon, 21 Jul 08 |
Legal Discrimination
By | Mon, 7 Jul 08 |
Victorian Theses
Predicting Rainfall: Modelling Weather in the Waikato
By | Mon, 11 Aug 08 |
Greek mythology and the American Dream
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Arts
Music
A Low Hum Inc. aka The Scene that Celebrates Itself
By | Mon, 11 Aug 08 |
Om the Space 2008: The Lucid Dreaming Ear
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