Salient » Top Five http://www.salient.org.nz Wed, 23 Jul 2008 10:56:49 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.3 en Uther’s Top 5s - Top Five Things This Generation is Leaving The Next http://www.salient.org.nz/top5/uther%e2%80%99s-top-5s-top-five-things-this-generation-is-leaving-the-next http://www.salient.org.nz/top5/uther%e2%80%99s-top-5s-top-five-things-this-generation-is-leaving-the-next#comments Sun, 06 Jul 2008 21:00:20 +0000 Salient http://www.salient.org.nz/top5/uther%e2%80%99s-top-5s-top-five-things-this-generation-is-leaving-the-next - Unnecessary Apathy
- Illogical Hope
- Smug Post-modernism
- Regressive Post-feminism
- At least two internets worth of porn

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]]> http://www.salient.org.nz/top5/uther%e2%80%99s-top-5s-top-five-things-this-generation-is-leaving-the-next/feed Salient - Top 5 Diseases for the 21st Century: http://www.salient.org.nz/top5/salient-top-5-diseases-for-the-21st-century http://www.salient.org.nz/top5/salient-top-5-diseases-for-the-21st-century#comments Sun, 25 May 2008 21:00:54 +0000 Salient http://www.salient.org.nz/top5/salient-top-5-diseases-for-the-21st-century 1. Dysmemia: inability to find internet culture amusing.
2. Vodaphobia: possession of a Telecom mobile.
3. Hypochondrocoelia: delusions of food allergies.
4. Homosexuality: inability to conceive.
5. Depression: see above.

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]]> http://www.salient.org.nz/top5/salient-top-5-diseases-for-the-21st-century/feed Things to ask God http://www.salient.org.nz/top5/things-to-ask-god http://www.salient.org.nz/top5/things-to-ask-god#comments Sun, 18 May 2008 21:00:21 +0000 Salient http://www.salient.org.nz/top5/things-to-ask-god 1. Why did you make the evidence of your existence so uncompelling?
2. My first gay boyfriend shot himself, is he in hell?
3. Is Epicurus a cunt?
4. Why does mommy look scared whenever daddy comes home?
5. Who would you turn gay for?

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]]> http://www.salient.org.nz/top5/things-to-ask-god/feed The Tastiest Celebrities: by Renee http://www.salient.org.nz/top5/the-tastiest-celebrities-by-renee http://www.salient.org.nz/top5/the-tastiest-celebrities-by-renee#comments Sun, 11 May 2008 21:00:26 +0000 Salient http://www.salient.org.nz/top5/the-tastiest-celebrities-by-renee 1. Vanilla Ice
2. Kevin Bacon
3. Meatloaf
4. Peaches Geldof
5. The Spice Girls

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]]> http://www.salient.org.nz/top5/the-tastiest-celebrities-by-renee/feed Top Fives by Tai: Top five animal battles http://www.salient.org.nz/top5/top-fives-by-tai-top-five-animal-battles http://www.salient.org.nz/top5/top-fives-by-tai-top-five-animal-battles#comments Sun, 04 May 2008 21:00:22 +0000 Salient http://www.salient.org.nz/top5/top-fives-by-tai-top-five-animal-battles 1. Bear vs giant squid
2. Boa vs python
3. 50 mice vs a cat
4. Alien vs predator
5. Predator vs 100 leopard seals

Top five hybrid animals
1. The Mule
2. The geep
3. The liger
4. The chimera
5. Moses (part Mohamed part Jesus)

Top five 90s fashion come-backs
1. Ripped jeans
2. Stubble
3. Flannel shirts
4. The Spice Girls
5. Shooting yourself in the face

Top five reasons to shoot yourself in the face
1. Life is not worth living
2. Nobody likes you
3. Your favourite band is My Chemical Romance
4. I want to see you die
5. Hey, who really needs a reason anyway?

Top five places to keep your 42 year old daughter and the 5 children you fathered with her
1. An apartment in Belgium
2. A religious compound in Texas
3. The exclusive Brethren Community in Nelson
4. Utah
5. A basement in Austria

Top five places to touch your self
1. In your eye
2. Between your toes
3. Behind your ear
4. Under your knee
5. At the Anzac Day dawn parade

Top Fives by Uther

Top Five Emotions
1. . Hate
3. Fear
4. Anger
5. Smugness you feel when you turn down plastic bags in shops to save the planet even though it is ultimately a futile gesture and really changes nothing to any noticeable degree.

Top Five Morals learnt from Fairy Tales
1. Don’t fuck with porridge eating bears
2. Don’t fuck with crossdressing wolves
3. Don’t fuck with clocks if you’re a mouse
4. Don’t fuck with farmer’s wives if you’re a blind mouse
5. You do not talk about fight club.

Top Five Sources of Casual Racism
1. YouTube
2. The Working Class
3. The Middle Class
4. The Upper Class
5. Salient

]]> http://www.salient.org.nz/top5/top-fives-by-tai-top-five-animal-battles/feed Top 5 Computer game heroes we reminisce about fondly: by Sean http://www.salient.org.nz/top5/top-5-computer-game-heroes-we-reminisce-about-fondly-by-sean http://www.salient.org.nz/top5/top-5-computer-game-heroes-we-reminisce-about-fondly-by-sean#comments Sun, 27 Apr 2008 21:00:26 +0000 Salient http://www.salient.org.nz/top5/top-5-computer-game-heroes-we-reminisce-about-fondly-by-sean Gordon Freeman
Solid Snake
Tanya Adams
Alex Kidd
The Lemmings

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]]> http://www.salient.org.nz/top5/submitted-by-readersand-others/feed Top Five sent in by Salient readers http://www.salient.org.nz/top5/top-five-sent-in-by-salient-readers http://www.salient.org.nz/top5/top-five-sent-in-by-salient-readers#comments Sun, 23 Mar 2008 20:00:39 +0000 Salient http://www.salient.org.nz/top5/top-five-sent-in-by-salient-readers See how they’re so much better than what we write?

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]]> http://www.salient.org.nz/top5/top-five-sent-in-by-salient-readers/feed Top 5 reasons to be a nerd http://www.salient.org.nz/top5/top-5-reasons-to-be-a-nerd http://www.salient.org.nz/top5/top-5-reasons-to-be-a-nerd#comments Sun, 16 Mar 2008 20:00:38 +0000 Salient http://www.salient.org.nz/top5/top-5-reasons-to-be-a-nerd 1. All the chicks
2. LAN parties
3. World of Warcraft
4. Understanding Stephen Hawking
5. Correcting mistakes on the internet

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]]> http://www.salient.org.nz/top5/top-5-reasons-to-be-a-nerd/feed Top 5 70 year olds http://www.salient.org.nz/top5/top-5-70-year-olds http://www.salient.org.nz/top5/top-5-70-year-olds#comments Sun, 09 Mar 2008 20:00:07 +0000 Salient http://www.salient.org.nz/top5/top-5-70-year-olds 1) Salient
2) Jim Anderton
3) Kofi Annan
4) Peter Snell
5) Gary Gygax

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