An Ode to Owen Glenn

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An Ode to Owen Glenn

By Jackson Wood | 18 Aug, 2008

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Oh Owen Glenn
Now and then
I wonder when
you shall, put pad to pen
and give me one million.

Oh Owen Glen
Winnie doesn’t comprehend,
give me your money to stand for MP
A one off payment,
the rests for free.

Oh Owen Glenn
My politics ARE for sale.
Provide me with a non interest bearing loan
I’d cook you cupcakes and scones at home
late nights we could discuss
how best to spend your hard earned bucks.
Oh Owen Glenn
Take your foot from your mouth
you must agree
I am the most in need of your money.

Comments

Jackson Wood
August 20th, 2008 at 8:39 pm

An Ode to Bob Jones

Oh Bob Jones
giving out political loans
you scary old bag of bones,
drunk, knocking over cones
drinking in restricted zones.

Oh Bob Jones
You do demand
attention from the land.
Your delusions are so grand
a typical firebrand.

Help me finish the rest of it off!

The "It's not worth it, eh" guy from that ad
August 20th, 2008 at 8:43 pm

Oh Bob Jones
You like boxing
And political foxing
I’m currently jacking off to some book you wrote in the 1970’s
I don’t care if this doesn’t rhyme
Fuck, I want you

Jackson Wood
August 20th, 2008 at 8:46 pm

Oh Bob Jones
Ex Salienteer
How I wish you’d buy me a beer,
totally platonic, I’m not queer,
unlike the above commenter.

Jackson Wood
August 23rd, 2008 at 10:33 pm

Oh Helen Clark
Your thoughts so dark,
instincts like a shark.
On politics you’ve made your mark,
a vicious bite as well as bark.

Reesh Lyon
September 9th, 2008 at 2:12 pm

This isn’t the only odd thing going on concerning Mr Glenn.

Check this out: http://reeshlyon.wordpress.com/2008/09/09/owen-glenn-and-the-case-of-the-long-lost-brother/

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Jackson Wood

Jackson is a destroyer of souls, devourer of delight and all round nice guy. Currently the Political Editor of Salient he has aspirations of one day becoming a Ninja, or perhaps a Man of Letters. Jackson has been described as pompous, arrogant, and most people should be warned not to enter into a binding contract with this man because he uses magic ink. Say what you like about him, Jackson doesn't really care. To him it is like whisky off an alcoholics liver.